I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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