I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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