If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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