you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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