Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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