haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Randomize
