Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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