I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You dont lie about slip and slides
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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