if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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