so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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