I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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