We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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