Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
