dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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