A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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