She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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