is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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