yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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