? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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