So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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