My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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