I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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