apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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