so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Pooping to opera.
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