I must be too annoying 4 u.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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