awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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