Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
