Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
When are your genitals available?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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