its not stalking. its research.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
