I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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