new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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