the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
We left an ass print on the piano.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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