This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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