Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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