you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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