He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
The air was thick with penises
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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