this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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