M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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