White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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