if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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