It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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