I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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