She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize