Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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