I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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