You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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