You're my little dorito
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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