If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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