There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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