Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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