What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Randomize
