I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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