Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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