sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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