Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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