i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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