im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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